Bootleg Sisqo Scams His Way Into NYFW

If I was Sisqo, I’d be tremendously offended for two reasons. One, because people think this impostor with a horrible contour is me and two, my peers can’t tell the difference! Bootleg Sisqo has been weaseling his way into Hollywood affairs for years. He’s Joanne The Scammer’d his way into Kanye West’s fashion show and check him out snuggled up with designer, Vivienne Tam.

When reached by phone, the man who cried Sisqo explained:

“People are trying to make up stuff about me to save face. I never said I was Sisqo. People assumed I was Sisqo. I am just really me. No I am not telling you my real name . . . Keep watching TV, and you’ll eventually see the real me.”

Yeah, okay. Because we all care to know bootleg Sisqo.